Pissed / Pished However it is probably the most commonly used word in the UK to describe being drunk.
Bevvy: Noun meaning “alcoholic drink.” You might hear, “Shall we get a bevvy?” It can also be used as a verb, meaning “to drink alcohol.” For example, “We're going bevvyin' in Liverpool.”
Tippled. This mainstay of the English lexicon has been in use for over four centuries, the noun "tipple" describing a harmless amount of alcohol -- that pleasant glass of chard you weren't planning on having with lunch.
Slang expressions and idioms to describe someone who is drunk: He's bombed. He's three sheets to the wind. He's plastered.
Some common street names and nicknames for alcohol include: Booze. Juice. Giggle juice.
/drʌŋk/ Idioms. [not usually before noun] having drunk so much alcohol that it is impossible to think or speak clearly. They were clearly too drunk to drive. His only way of dealing with his problems was to go out and get drunk.
V.A.T – is slang for vodka and tonic. Veg-out – is slang for relaxing.
The term "knacker drinking" refers to the practice of consuming alcohol in the open, e.g. in a field or a park, or by a roadside or canal; the drink is typically cheap cider, beer or vodka from an off licence. "Knacker drinking" is commonly done by teenagers or students.
Bloody. Don't worry, it's not a violent word… it has nothing to do with “blood”.”Bloody” is a common word to give more emphasis to the sentence, mostly used as an exclamation of surprise. Something may be “bloody marvellous” or “bloody awful“. Having said that, British people do sometimes use it when expressing anger…
Wrecked / hammered. Out for the count. Intoxicated. Under the influence (of alcohol)
knackered. In British slang, the word knackered has a variety of meanings, including “exhausted; very tired.” It comes from the verb knacker meaning “to tire.” The original meaning of the verb, however, was “to kill; to castrate.” To castrate?
(slang) An illegal distillery.
/ (ˈtʃɑːlɪ) / noun. British informal a silly person; fool.
Actually having respect for your bartender
In Britain, you get called a barman no matter what your skillset. You could make the world's greatest cocktail in the shortest time ever and people would still call you a barman.
Other plain terms for being drunk which appear in Grose include cup shot, pogy, top heavy, flawd, groggy or grogified, corned and fuddled.
Way back when English was Old English, between AD 600 and 1100, you were either “drunken” or “fordrunken” (very drunk) after a night of carousing. Even today, “drunken” will do for describing how you may be spending New Year's Eve. But you might also be “blinkered,” “oiled” or “lit.”
“Lima Charlie” is representative of the letters “L” and “C” in the NATO alphabet, which when used together in military parlance stands for “Loud and Clear”.
(uncountable, informal) A brave or foolhardy attitude; impudence.
Charlie is a traditionally masculine given name in English-speaking countries, often a nickname for Charles, but is now used as a unisex name. For girls, Charlie acts either as a nickname for Charlotta, Charlotte or Charlene, or sometimes on its own.
/mɪndʒ/ (British English, taboo, slang) the female sex organs or pubic hair. Word Origin.
Mr Bentley then told a joke about a man saying: “When I ask for a growler I don't want a pork pie”, the punchline being that a “growler” is Yorkshire slang for pork pie, but also a lewd term for female genitalia.
Twee. Small, dainty, or quaint. A very British term to describe lots of aspects of life in the United Kingdom.
Loony/Loopy – A mad or crazy person. Lost the Plot – Gone crazy, not following the situation.
Hunky-dory: Use this to describe when something is OK, cool, normal or "all good." ("Everything is hunky-dory over here!")