The record-breaking fart. This fart has impacted history as it has made it to the Guiness Book of World Records for the longest fart ever: 2 minutes and 42 seconds by Bernard Clemmens.
2) 99 percent of the gas you produce does not smell
All of these gases are odorless, which is why much of the time, farts don't actually smell at all. The potent stink, research has found, is largely due to the 1 percent or so of compounds with sulfur in them, such as hydrogen sulfide.
How fast does a fart travel? About 10 feet per second, which works out to about 7 miles per hour. At that rate, it would take a fart a little more than three hours to run a standard marathon.
There seems to be little doubt among the worldwide web that the loudest fart on Earth is the hippo fart.
Fizzle is thought to be an alteration of the Middle English fist ("flatus"), which in addition to providing us with the verb for breaking wind quietly, was also munificent enough to serve as the basis for a now-obsolete noun meaning "a silent fart" (feist).
Colloquially, flatulence may be referred to as "farting", "pumping", "trumping", "blowing off", "pooting", "passing gas", "breaking wind", "backfiring", or simply (in American English) "gas" or (British English) "wind". Derived terms include vaginal flatulence, otherwise known as a queef.
Farts are trapped: If you feel like gas gets trapped inside of you and you cannot let it out, this is likely due to tightness of the pelvic floor muscles. The deep pelvic floor muscles sling around the rectum, and the anal sphincters are also part of the pelvic floor.
The whoopee-cushion noise comes from the end of the digestive track – that opening of your rear-end. When a lot of gas is pushed out of that tiny opening in short order, it vibrates the tissue. Vibrations create sound waves. In this case, when the opening of your bum vibrates, it goes 'pfft.
Changes in your anal sphincter are why you may fart so much at night or first thing in the morning. This ring of muscle keeps the anus shut. However, it is more relaxed during sleep and will spontaneously relax as you awaken, which makes it easier for gas to escape.
Most farts are odorless and indicate that the digestive system is healthy. Farts that have no smell only mean that too much air has accumulated in the body and is now ready to pass and exit. In fact, 99 percent of fart comprises odorless gasses, while the remaining 1 percent is typically sulfurous.
Generally, if there is more hydrogen sulfide in the fart, it will linger in the air for longer.
This can be done by lying down on one side, bending forward, and then releasing the gas. This method can help to reduce the sound of the fart by dispersing the gas more evenly. Additionally, wearing loose-fitting clothing can also help to reduce the sound of the fart.
Flatulence during the night is generally due to diet and lifestyle, although there are some digestive disorders that can cause excess gas.
1. Air Biscuit. According to Green's Dictionary of Slang, an air biscuit is “an extremely malodorous fart or belch.” The phrase dates back to the early '90s and originated in the south, but clearly needs to be used everywhere. The act of farting or belching is known as floating an air biscuit, by the way.
When used in an attempt to be offensive, the word is still considered vulgar, but it remains a mild example of such an insult. This usage dates back to the Medieval period, where the phrase 'not worth a fart' would be applied to an item held to be worthless.
More than 99 percent of the gas that people pass consists of just nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane. People pass more gas when they are asleep. The word “fart” comes from the Old English word “feortan,” which means “to break wind.”
The record-breaking fart.
This fart has impacted history as it has made it to the Guiness Book of World Records for the longest fart ever: 2 minutes and 42 seconds by Bernard Clemmens.
The SAD FART advice applies to the Consumer Rights Act 2015. When someone buys an item, it must be Satisfactory quality As Described (SAD) and Fit for purpose And last a Reasonable length of Time (FART).
Octopuses don't fart, nor do other sea creatures like soft-shell clams or sea anemones. Birds don't, either. Meanwhile, sloths may be the only mammal that doesn't fart, according to the book (although the case for bat farts is pretty tenuous). Having a belly full of trapped gas is dangerous for a sloth.